look no pants
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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