Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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