Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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