we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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