If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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