Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
he's gonorrhea incarnate
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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