how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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