oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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