I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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