so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
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hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
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I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Sex in the backyard? Check.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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