Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
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I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
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I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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