Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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