if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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