i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
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I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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