Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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