when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
