im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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