The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I will die if light touches me.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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