you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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