ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
We left the knife in your bed.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
