ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
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He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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