Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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