Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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