Grow some girl-balls and come out already
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
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I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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