Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
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She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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