The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I have feelings that need drinking.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Randomize
