I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
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Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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