I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
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Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere