idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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