Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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