Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
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I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
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YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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