wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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