yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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