seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Vodka?
Forever.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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