Already got asked if we're dating
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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