Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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