hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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