I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
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and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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