just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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