We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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