I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Shame - the story of my life.
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