He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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