Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
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Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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