We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
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Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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