u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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