Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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