Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
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I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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