We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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