I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
