Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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