I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
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WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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