She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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