pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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