I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Pińatas plus fireworks don't mix well
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
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You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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