this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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